THE RULES

We don’t joke about our meat.​

Sick and tired of review sites and influencers you can’t trust? So are we. These are our rules for reviewing burgers…so you know you can like, totally trust us…or whatever.

We don’t eat tainted meat. Neither should you.

Burgers rule, and these are our rules for burgers. In a world full of influencers that are for sale, these rules set us apart. They keep us honest.

  • No burger money. Ever.
  • Know who and what you are.
  • It’s good if and only when it’s good.
  • Know what meat goes into your mouth,
  • Smashed means just that…and nothing else.